A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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