apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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