just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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