I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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