Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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