saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
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and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
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Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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