Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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