I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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