Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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