and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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