I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
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she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
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Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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