Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
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but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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