If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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