Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
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