I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
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In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
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I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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