i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
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So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
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I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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