In the future we'll all be gay
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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