Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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