In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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