he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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