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Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
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he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
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All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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