Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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