i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Let's get the cat blown out
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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