what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Randomize
