I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
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I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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