): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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