I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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