Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
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