no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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