dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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