She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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