Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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