I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
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Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
You ruined the universe
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