you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
it's like iHOP with fire
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
