I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
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Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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