is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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