How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
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Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Oh god it's open bar.
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