and she was petting her beer can
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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