Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Buhtt sex?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
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so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
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he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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