You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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