using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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