ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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