is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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