You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
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you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
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I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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