id be glad to
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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