Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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