I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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