Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
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come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
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Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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