i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
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What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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