giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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