Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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