Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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