k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
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Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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