I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
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the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I need to calm my uterus...
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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