you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
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Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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