i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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